My freaking reason, this. This-this-this-this. It is the norm, I tell you, but I’ve never seen or touched on it in such an impeccably clean manner before. I’ve written 3000+ words essays to say what could’ve literally been this one sentence, and to politely ask people reading to stop doing exactly this.

Secular thinker with an empathy compulsion. Anxiety-nerd. Certified Crazy Cat Lady.