Someone kindly explain Worldwide Conspiracies to me, step by step

A request for proposals to please illustrate a day in the life of Big Science

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My too-uncool-for-conspiracy-wielding self, aprox. a month ago.

The ‘there are assholes in the world’ argument

The ‘I’ve done my research’ argument

Secular thinker with an empathy compulsion. Anxiety-nerd. Certified Crazy Cat Lady.